1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,280 CUSTOMER CHATS HAPPILY IN ARABIC 2 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,879 Who's next? 3 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,719 - Yeah, can I get a medium... - Oh, sorry, I was...I was next. 4 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,839 Oh. Sorry. 5 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,680 Yeah, uh... Can I get a Hawaiian pizza, please? Small. 6 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,360 5.99. 7 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,559 CARD READER BEEPS 8 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,280 - Cool. Ten minutes. - Thanks. 9 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,640 Can I get a medium meat feast? 10 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,810 7.99. 11 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,440 Uh... 12 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,039 CARD READER BEEPS 13 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,920 - Ten minutes. - Thanks. 14 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,560 Sorry about the... 15 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,919 Sorry? 16 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,320 Sorry about the jumping in. 17 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,999 That's OK. 18 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,360 I feel terrible. 19 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,239 I'd...I'd been waiting for a while. 20 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,359 Oh, I know, yeah. 21 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,919 Ages. 22 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,239 There was a guy in front of that woman. 23 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,959 No, I know. 24 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,200 It's hard. 25 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,600 Thank God you said something. 26 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,159 Sorry? 27 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,039 Thank God you said something. 28 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,440 Or you'd have to wait another 15 seconds while I put in my order. 29 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,760 HE LAUGHS 30 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,919 Is this a thing? 31 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,519 Who...who the fuck are you? 32 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,959 Being pushed in front of - is it triggering? 33 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,039 - Is it crucial to your self-esteem? - Ah... 34 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,639 Is it important to you, as a man, that someone doesn't jump 35 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,679 in front of you in a queue for a fucking pizza? 36 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,039 - Are you in the queue? - Oh. 37 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,240 No, go ahead. 38 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,839 SHE'S got manners. 39 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,639 SHE LAUGHS 40 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,239 She's a fucking do-gooder. 41 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,600 HE LAUGHS 42 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,759 - Hi. - Hi. 43 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,559 - You good? - Yeah. Are you? 44 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,640 Yeah. 45 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,639 - You look great. - Yeah, and you. 46 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,959 Yeah. 47 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,599 SIREN WAILS 48 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,039 Good journey? 49 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,600 Yeah, look... 50 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,280 SIRENS BLARE 51 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,879 SIRENS FADE 52 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,840 Yeah, no, how was yours? 53 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,040 {\an8}Guys. 54 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,519 {\an8}Yep, sorry. 55 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,960 {\an8}Sorry. 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,040 {\an8}THEY LAUGH 57 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,720 You think you could... Could you do the big one? 58 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,600 THEY TALK INDISTINCTLY 59 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,200 THEY LAUGH 60 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,319 One, two, three... 61 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,520 Go! 62 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,960 Oop! 63 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,439 Wah! 64 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,360 THEY LAUGH 65 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,759 - Right... - Oh, God. 66 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,599 What? 67 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,719 This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day 68 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:37,439 as two human beings, and you turn it all into something sexual. 69 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,880 Cos it's the only way you can view women in your diseased little mind. 70 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,679 HE CHUCKLES 71 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,959 Am I wrong? 72 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,279 No, my mind's completely diseased right now. 73 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,040 Oh, mine's fucking rancid. 74 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:54,279 Well, all I can think about is taking you home, 75 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,600 undressing you, touching you. 76 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,599 Is that romantic, 77 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,360 or really fucking creepy? 78 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,719 Oh, it's creepy. It's definitely creepy. 79 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,759 Oh, it's such a fine line! 80 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,840 THEY LAUGH 81 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,160 - Hey! - Hi! 82 00:05:15,161 --> 00:05:19,039 - Hi! - Nice to see you. - Thanks for coming. 83 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,759 - Sorry we're late, we had a bit of a thing. - No. 84 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,639 Hello! 85 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,320 Oh, I like your elephant. 86 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,039 I'm going to the bar. Is everybody all good? 87 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,720 Yeah? You sure? OK. 88 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,879 You know I'm in love with you? 89 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,519 Come on. 90 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,479 You've been in love with me for weeks. 91 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,840 HE CHUCKLES 92 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,840 {\an8}FRIEND GROUP CHEERS 93 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,440 - LAUGHING: - Shut up. 94 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,239 Is it wrong to have an erection in front of all these people? 95 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,559 You don't want to know what it's like down there. 96 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,800 THEY LAUGH 97 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,839 What can I get you? 98 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,359 Erm... 99 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,000 THEY LAUGH 100 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,159 And the hormones? 101 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,759 Normal. 102 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,119 All normal. Everything was normal. 103 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,639 But... 104 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,999 There was talk about maybe, like, uh, chromosomal... 105 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,159 Yep. It was all normal. 106 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,520 Everything was normal. It was all what we would hope to see. 107 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,200 So, the good news is there's nothing wrong. 108 00:07:03,091 --> 00:07:08,239 I know it can seem a bit disappointing, having spent all 109 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,950 this money on tests for what might feel like no reason. 110 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,640 But what you do have now is peace of mind. 111 00:07:14,641 --> 00:07:18,559 You can walk away from here knowing you're both - 112 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:23,079 in terms of reproduction, at least - you're both completely healthy. 113 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:27,240 A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results. 114 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,120 So, uh... 115 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,920 Why do our babies keep dying? 116 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,360 I don't know. 117 00:07:48,171 --> 00:07:52,359 Hello? I've just arrived. Can you hear me? 118 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,119 - WHISPERING: - Congratulations. 119 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,799 Oh, my God... 120 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,520 Headhunted? Ha! 121 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,080 You... 122 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,279 Headhunted, though. So, erm, will you get a raise? 123 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,039 I'm...I'm literally coming in now. 124 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,440 Will you get a raise? 125 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,439 Will you get a raise? 126 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,279 FAINT LIVELY CHATTER 127 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,599 Singapore, wow. 128 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,159 Ha. 129 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,520 What a bolt from the blue. 130 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,240 And I couldn't quite... 131 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,599 What was it? 132 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,560 You'll be vice president of acquisitions and...? 133 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,039 Ha. 134 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,639 I couldn't...I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying. 135 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:43,999 Uh, so... 136 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,479 What was it? 137 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,359 Uh, you'll be vice president of... 138 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,000 Was it acquisitions or...? 139 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,000 - Do you want me to unlock it? - Yeah. 140 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,599 Singapore, though. 141 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,280 Can't get much further away than that. 142 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,319 I've always, uh, liked the idea of getting away. 143 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,800 Fresh start. 144 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,440 Meet new people, make new friends. 145 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,039 Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, erm... 146 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,360 Oh... 147 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,160 ..past. 148 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,040 Now me and Lisa are getting married... 149 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,080 ..would you be the best man? 150 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,880 Best man? 151 00:10:36,881 --> 00:10:40,959 Obviously, all the people I actually wanted to be the best man... 152 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,959 Turned you down! 153 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,159 Bottom of the barrel. 154 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,479 - Shall I take these over? - Yeah, yeah, thanks, mate. 155 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,360 And four pints of Peroni. 156 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,480 No, that'll be great. Yeah, thanks. 157 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,519 No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly. 158 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,399 Thanks, mate. 159 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,239 Say something nice about you, about Lisa. 160 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,680 About your relationship. 161 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,559 Oh, God. 162 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,559 What do you know about relationships? 163 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,119 THEY LAUGH 164 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,799 Right! 165 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,159 Yeah, no... 166 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,639 Yeah, thanks, mate. 167 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,280 No, no, no, no. Thanks, mate. 168 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,440 INDISTINCT CHATTER 169 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,879 Six, seven years since Nicola changed a nappy? 170 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,439 And six years of sleep. 171 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,319 Oh, sleep, I remember that. 172 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,719 Is that where you put your head on a pillow? 173 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,839 And you stay there all night, yeah. 174 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,959 And then you wake up in the morning completely refreshed? 175 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,960 Yeah, I've got a vague memory. 176 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,119 No, go back and eat your dinner. 177 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,519 No. I said no. 178 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,559 I'm going to write a memoir of motherhood called, 179 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,480 How Is It Only Midday? 180 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,359 God. So, imagine having a baby now. 181 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,479 Well, Ian would have some questions to ask. 182 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,560 He's had the old snip, snip. 183 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,119 Sorry. 184 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,440 Oh, if you knew Ian, you'd... 185 00:12:47,511 --> 00:12:51,319 - FRUSTRATED: - Oh, just take my phone. 186 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,319 Jesus. Mummy's trying to eat. 187 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,239 Is Mummy allowed to eat? 188 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,480 Honestly, she kills me. 189 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,400 Hey. 190 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,680 Hi. 191 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,599 Congratulations. 192 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:18,879 Baby Alex. 193 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,800 Oh. Thank you. 194 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,360 I was sorry to hear about your loss. 195 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,760 My loss? What did I lose? 196 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,719 Oh, I see. Yeah, right. 197 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,399 I thought you meant my wallet or something. 198 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,119 I thought you meant my wallet or my phone or something. 199 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,959 I was like, what? 200 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,840 They're in my pockets, aren't they? 201 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,559 Yeah... 202 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,559 No, thanks, yeah. 203 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,919 All good, all good. 204 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,440 It is what it is, mate. 205 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,879 - Hey. - Hey. 206 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,280 Aw. 207 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,039 - Thanks for coming. - Yeah. 208 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,000 No, it's great to be here. 209 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,679 How have you been? 210 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,919 How have YOU been, more like? 211 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,359 Sleeping? 212 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,439 Well, sleep's been... 213 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,519 It's not been great, to be honest. 214 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,079 Oh, dear. 215 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,559 Will's been doing bedtime, but it's me that's got to get up 216 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:23,919 in the night, and whop it out, whack it in his mouth. 217 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,639 Alex is so gorgeous! 218 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,640 Oh, you should see him at 3:00 in the morning. 219 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,239 - I got my latch sorted. - Oh, great. 220 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,639 - Yeah, so that is a big relief. - Yeah. 221 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,559 Hey. 222 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,319 Thanks for coming. 223 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,159 Oh, no, it's...great to be here. 224 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:48,680 I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss. 225 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,319 My loss? What did I lose? 226 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,600 Oh... 227 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,599 Sorry, I thought you meant my wallet or something. 228 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,599 When you said loss, I was like, what have I lost? 229 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,280 I've got my phone, got my keys. 230 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,199 Oh, God, yeah... 231 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,520 Uh, thanks, yeah. It's all good. 232 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,240 It's all good. 233 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,560 It is what it is. 234 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,600 Can I get you a drink? 235 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,680 I think you need to find a way to talk about it. 236 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,239 Because all that... 237 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,840 .."I've lost my wallet" stuff... 238 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,719 I mean... 239 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,600 - LAUGHING: - What the fuck? 240 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,999 I was...trying to subtly deflect. 241 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,960 It was incredibly subtle. 242 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,839 Actually, when I think of it, 243 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:04,120 very, very convincing. 244 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,319 SHE CHUCKLES 245 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,640 Don't. 246 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,120 Sorry. 247 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,960 It's OK. 248 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,120 There's a bit of me that wants Alex to die. 249 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,680 The baby? 250 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,560 You want Nicola's baby to die? 251 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,120 A little bit. 252 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,200 Jesus. 253 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,880 That's so dark. 254 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,320 Yeah, it's really dark. 255 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,080 SHE BREATHES UNEVENLY 256 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,439 KNOCK AT DOOR 257 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,720 Can I do my teeth? 258 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:06,720 Or can I just literally just grab my toothbrush? 259 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,999 Yeah. 260 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,600 TOILET FLUSHES 261 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,680 Do you know about gut bacteria? 262 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,879 - Do you know about gut bacteria? - Yep. Everyone does. 263 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,359 You have all this bacteria in your guts apparently, and... 264 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,879 Yeah, I know. I said I know. 265 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,959 I don't know the ins and outs, but... 266 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,439 ..apparently there's some bacteria that can actually be good for you. 267 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,490 Yep. 268 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,719 - Sorry. - No. 269 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,079 Do you know which room we're in? 270 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,919 Oh. Ah, no. Good point. 271 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,599 Erm, I can check with Marvin. 272 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,320 - I'll call him. - I can call him. 273 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,439 Rose? 274 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,279 Which was why we said, at the time, it was a reliable fund. 275 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,679 The growth was steady for many years. 276 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,959 It was many years, wasn't it? 277 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,839 Uh, yeah, 12 years of steady growth. 278 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:10,479 And I don't know if you remember - but I'm sure you do - 279 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:16,239 uh, as a team, we forecasted growth in that fund of 2.5 in year one, 280 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,359 then three, then 2.1. 281 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:23,719 And what's actually coming in now is, actually, 282 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,560 we're not seeing that. 283 00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:29,279 - Though the future is still open to debate. - Yeah. 284 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:33,119 Well, if the future's always open to debate, it's the future. 285 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,599 Wasn't what I was saying, but OK. 286 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,719 But, yes, what we are now forecasting for year one 287 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,600 is, erm... 288 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,639 Have you got the figures there? 289 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,439 We've both got the figures. 290 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,119 Do you want to...? 291 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,120 - You carry on. - Yep. 292 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:58,800 It's actually a shrinkage, in fact, of 0.4. 293 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,800 OK. 294 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,880 OK. 295 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,560 SHE SIGHS 296 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,600 No, thanks. 297 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,160 PHONE RINGS 298 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,000 That'll be Daniel. 299 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:12,080 PHONE RINGS 300 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,879 PHONE BUZZES 301 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,840 He probably can't sleep or something. 302 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:34,080 PHONE BUZZES 303 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,279 Do you mind if I move this? 304 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,839 Yeah, feel free. 305 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,720 - Sorry. - Thanks. 306 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,319 Thank you. 307 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,839 Yes. Sorry. 308 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:55,890 No. 309 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,759 How long have these been sat here? 310 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,280 Yes. 311 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,920 I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you. 312 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,319 All I need is for you to get it hard, 313 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,879 get in in me, and ejaculate. 314 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,240 That's literally it. 315 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,519 Just... 316 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,760 ..get it in me, and ejaculate. 317 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,360 I...I don't need it to be enjoyable. 318 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,800 I just need you to ejaculate. 319 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,599 - Shut your eyes. - They are. 320 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,319 Shut your eyes. 321 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,839 They...they are shut. 322 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,239 - Shut them. - I can't. 323 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,559 I've got this, like... 324 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,400 Shut your stupid eyes! I don't want you seeing the dress. 325 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,319 THEY LAUGH 326 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,599 You're so annoying! It's not even funny any more. 327 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,240 Keep them shut, now. 328 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,599 Keep them... 329 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,960 ..shut! 330 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,920 HE LAUGHS 331 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,360 Like, she's done a roast. 332 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,800 She spends ages on it. 333 00:23:34,801 --> 00:23:38,599 She seasons the meat night before, has it all day in a slow cooker... 334 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,759 Yeah, no, I know how your mum makes a roast. 335 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,919 I've spent, like, six years now hearing all about 336 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,959 how your mum puts the meat in the slow cooker. 337 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,799 - OK. - Do you know she grows her own carrots? 338 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,239 Here he is! 339 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,439 Oh, no. Go away! 340 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,879 THEY LAUGH 341 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,879 - There was talk of a roast. - Oh, typical! 342 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,799 - Thanks, son. - No, thank you. 343 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,879 - Hello, love. - Here they are! 344 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,359 They want feeding! 345 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,879 Well, there's plenty of food. 346 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,319 I've done a roast. 347 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,479 I'm just going to pop upstairs. 348 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,879 OK, enough! Too much information! 349 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,930 Eh? 350 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,040 You in there? 351 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,840 Yeah. 352 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,320 You OK? 353 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,760 Yep. 354 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,920 Everything will be OK. 355 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,560 I just know it will. 356 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,079 I can't say how I know. 357 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,559 I just know, if that makes sense. 358 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,080 Does that make sense? 359 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,759 Yep. 360 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,280 I just have this, like... 361 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,399 Like an inkling? 362 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,880 SHE BREATHES SHAKILY 363 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,760 Do you want to let me in? 364 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,839 Come on, love, let's have a chat. 365 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,679 Let's go downstairs and have a chat. 366 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,920 SHE SNIFFLES 367 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,840 SHE BREATHES UNEVENLY 368 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,439 She's...she's dishing it out. 369 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,239 - Yeah, I don't give a fuck. - Where are you going to go? 370 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,119 She's done...she's done mac and... She's done mac and cheese! 371 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,480 I need to fucking leave. 372 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,920 ENGINE TURNS OVER 373 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,719 I didn't say anything! 374 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,159 Don't talk to me when I am dealing with... 375 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,959 - You're the one who spoke to her. - ..the most annoying cupboard... 376 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,879 - How's it my fault? - ..in the entire house! 377 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,680 How is this my fault?! 378 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,680 OK. My parents... 379 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,999 OK, my parents are really positive, 380 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,599 calm, constructive people. 381 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,519 I really like that. 382 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,719 I think it's what we need. 383 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,479 They're not like... 384 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,280 Yeah, I don't know. 385 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,800 They're not like what? 386 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,039 Nothing. 387 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,720 Well, you were obviously going to say something. 388 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:51,199 You know how your parents can be a bit, like...? 389 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,000 I don't just mean your parents. 390 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,679 Your dad's... 391 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,279 ..all serious. 392 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,360 Your mum's...your mum. 393 00:27:00,361 --> 00:27:03,599 There's a reason you haven't told them about the losses. 394 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,119 They won't be able to deal with it. 395 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,720 Because yours are dealing with it really well. 396 00:27:08,721 --> 00:27:13,039 OK, let's...let's stop this before it becomes something 397 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,639 we don't want it to become. 398 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,960 Really? 399 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,759 We're just going to stand here and pretend it's OK for people to go on 400 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,280 about some fucking inkling, when we're fucking... 401 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,040 OK. 402 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,840 It's not your mum that had to have a dead foetus sucked out of her. 403 00:27:38,841 --> 00:27:43,559 So, they stand there talking all smiley like a pair of fucking idiots 404 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,999 and they know fuck all. 405 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,680 They know fuck all! 406 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,919 I didn't mean your parents are idiots. 407 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,360 I just meant, the whole thing is idiotic! 408 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,759 I didn't mean they're idiots. 409 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,759 - It's OK. - Sorry. 410 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,320 No, it's...it's fine. 411 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,559 - They're doing their best. - Mm. 412 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,639 I think they just don't know what to say. 413 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,199 Well, that's like...yeah. 414 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,760 - What is there to say? - Hmm, yeah. 415 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,479 Sorry. 416 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,879 - No, don't... - They're just... 417 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,279 - They're inane. - No. 418 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,200 How do you end up, like, that inane? 419 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,200 You OK? 420 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,520 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I just... 421 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,879 Erm... 422 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,399 Do you mind if I say something? 423 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,680 Of course, yeah. 424 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,240 I have to say this, OK? Cos... 425 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:07,119 I love you, I want to look after you. 426 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,720 So it's my job to be the person to say this to you, but... 427 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,880 ..you're not thinking straight. 428 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,040 Am I not? 429 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,720 No. 430 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,400 Sorry. 431 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,119 You don't need to be sorry. 432 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,719 You mean... 433 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,880 ..I lost three babies, and I'm not thinking straight? 434 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,000 OK. 435 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,359 Oh, my God, I'm such a klutz. 436 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,199 Sorry I'm so harebrained. 437 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,599 I can't think straight in my silly little girl head, 438 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,679 because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies. 439 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,759 Course I'm not thinking straight. 440 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,079 I had one baby ripped out of me, and another two pouring down my legs. 441 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,119 Why do...why do you expect me to think straight? 442 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,200 How can YOU think straight? 443 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,439 We had three babies growing inside me, and they all died. 444 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,799 One of them was ripped out of me by some procedure that 445 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,639 I don't want to even think about! 446 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,999 And we watched the other two gush down the toilet! 447 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,399 You know what? YOU think straight about that! 448 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,400 Jesus fucking Christ...! 449 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,439 I think the difference is, 450 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,559 I'm able to rationalise it... 451 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,440 No, you're not. 452 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,000 OK. 453 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,439 I am. 454 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,039 Of course you can't rationalise it. 455 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,479 We get pregnant three times, and they all die. 456 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,440 You can rationalise that? 457 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,810 Yeah. 458 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,359 Fuck off. 459 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,599 I can rationalise it. 460 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,079 Of course you can't. 461 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,599 I can rationalise it. 462 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,079 I...I can make sense of it in my brain, 463 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,919 which means I'm able to... 464 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,479 ..manage my emotional reaction to it, 465 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,520 without having to go on about it to everyone. 466 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,880 SHE LAUGHS DISBELIEVINGLY 467 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,040 OK. 468 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,999 Rationalise it, then. 469 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,679 Go on. 470 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,799 Rationalise it, because I love rational. 471 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,439 Rational's fucking excellent. 472 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,000 I'd love to find a way to make this all feel fucking rational. 473 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,759 You have to think of this... 474 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,400 ..within its place within the cosmos. 475 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,599 Oh, my... 476 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,399 - Fuck off. - No, sorry. 477 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,279 Go on. 478 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,679 Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos. It sounds fantastic. 479 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,999 OK, fuck off. 480 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,999 No, go on. Sorry. Please, rationalise. 481 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,760 Rationalise away. You were saying, the cosmos. 482 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,719 We're just people. 483 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,120 You know? 484 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,200 Really? 485 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,399 OK. 486 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,240 Wow. You thought of that yourself? 487 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,079 Wow, this is like... 488 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,959 This is life-changing. 489 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,599 Why didn't you tell me sooner? 490 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,759 You need to write this down, because, you know, 491 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,239 the whole cosmos thing is really deep. That's like... 492 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,559 That's the sort of thing clever people say. 493 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,399 Who cares about the children dying in my stomach? 494 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,999 We're all just part of the cosmos. 495 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,640 TOILET FLUSHES 496 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,080 The cosmos, though. Come on, that's hilarious. 497 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,000 You know that's funny. 498 00:34:04,351 --> 00:34:07,839 Have you been listening to a podcast? 499 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,959 Can you just fuck off? 500 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,719 Seriously. It's fucking rude. 501 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,839 Fuck you! 502 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,959 - Yeah, OK. - Don't call me fucking rude! 503 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,439 I do fucking everything you need. 504 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,199 I've upset my mum. 505 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,839 I do fucking whatever you want me to do, 506 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,959 because I love you, and I'm happy to do it, 507 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,839 because I love you and because I... 508 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,999 I made a vow to you on our wedding day. 509 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,320 But you can't then just turn around and be fucking rude! 510 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,599 You've got two options. You...you... 511 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,439 You can either bend over, let the misery fuck you. 512 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,359 Or you move forward, you stay focused. 513 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,320 Eyes up, level head. 514 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,599 Is that what you're doing? 515 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,960 Yeah. 516 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,239 What was it? 517 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:02,080 - Move forward... - Move forward, stay focused, eyes up, level head. 518 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,720 How's that going? 519 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,400 It's going well. 520 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,760 Yeah? 521 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,160 Yeah. 522 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,800 I...I've put all the pain through, like... 523 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:27,559 I imagine that, like...a shredder, a paper shredder, in my head. 524 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,919 I've put all the pain through the shredder. 525 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,959 I've burnt the shreds. 526 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,000 And now that allows me to move forward across the ashes. 527 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,280 You know that's mad, though, yeah? 528 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,080 - It's not. - It is. 529 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,559 It's fucking loopy. 530 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,440 - It works. - It doesn't. 531 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,360 I promise you, it doesn't. 532 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,400 I PROMISE you, it doesn't. 533 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,280 You don't talk about it. 534 00:36:02,281 --> 00:36:04,879 You only talk to your dad about it, 535 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,319 and that's like talking to a two-year-old... 536 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,999 OK, fine. I'm going to talk about it. 537 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,439 I'll talk to fucking everyone about it. 538 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,759 I'll talk to Dave about it. 539 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,080 I'll go around Sainsbury's with a fucking loud-hailer! 540 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,439 Eh? Eh? 541 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,959 - During the sermon, I couldn't keep my eyes off him. - OK, Kevin... 542 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,359 I mean, look at him! 543 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,079 What a guy, eh? 544 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,279 He's got the looks, he's got a daughter, hey? 545 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,799 You are turning me, Alan, my son. 546 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,800 You dangerous beast, eh? 547 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,199 Are you guys all right? 548 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,680 - No. - No. 549 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,639 Is this OK? 550 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,959 Yeah. Thank you. 551 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,010 So, erm... 552 00:36:48,011 --> 00:36:52,399 There's something that I've got tell this guy that I've been seeing, 553 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,720 and, erm... 554 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:56,879 OK. He's going to hate it. 555 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,559 And I'm... 556 00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,920 Let's just... 557 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,000 Shall we start with a prayer? 558 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,920 Yes. Thank you. 559 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,800 Do you want to lead it? 560 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,520 OK. 561 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,000 Help me. 562 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,520 VEHICLE APPROACHES 563 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,080 Thank you. 564 00:38:24,981 --> 00:38:28,279 Sorry I didn't make the restaurant. 565 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,559 No, yeah, don't worry. 566 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,679 I actually really value eating on my own. 567 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,999 - Did the payment go through OK? - Yeah, all good. 568 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,599 Thanks. 569 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,200 And I left the tip. 570 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,560 Because you forgot the tip. 571 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,000 No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip. 572 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,040 It felt nice to leave the tip. 573 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,039 I just wanted to have a little chat. 574 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,519 Uh... 575 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,839 Sorry, do you mind if put this on your book? 576 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,200 Oh, uh... 577 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,559 Are you OK to... 578 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,799 No, yeah, happy to, yeah. 579 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,239 I'm really, like... 580 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:19,520 I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions and... 581 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,759 I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so... 582 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,559 Just fire away. 583 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,479 Anything you need to say, just say it. 584 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,519 - Is this about Singapore? - It's linked, yeah. 585 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,160 - But it's... - Because I'm so excited for you. 586 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,200 Thank you. Yeah. 587 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,440 And I assume you'll get a raise. 588 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,720 - You all right if I open these? - Yeah. 589 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:54,679 I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities 590 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,559 without a commensurate salary increase. 591 00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,039 But if they do, you will need to have a word. 592 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,320 Or I will. 593 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:09,599 There's, erm, going to be quite a significant raise, yeah. 594 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,680 How significant? 595 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,490 Cos it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus. 596 00:40:18,491 --> 00:40:22,719 Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork? 597 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,999 I can make a plan for the money and... 598 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,319 OK. No. 599 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,600 Are you kidding me? 600 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,800 - What? - What do you mean, what? 601 00:40:30,971 --> 00:40:35,479 I'm trying to help you organise your finances. 602 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,680 OK. No. 603 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,959 - Sleep in the attic. - Excuse me? 604 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,399 Sleep in the attic. Go on, fuck off. Get out my bedroom. 605 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,559 Wow, that's rude. 606 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,879 You're going to have to put the radiator on and turn it to three. 607 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,039 I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances. 608 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,559 Yeah, I know. 609 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,359 It's interesting, though, isn't it, that you won't let me. 610 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,679 Fuck off. 611 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,440 - Very interesting. - Fuck off. Get out my bedroom. 612 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,520 All of my mates have settled down. 613 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,480 I'm the only one. 614 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,920 I'm all alone in the world. Can you imagine how that feels? 615 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:17,440 I just need the chance to move away, start again. 616 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,120 Take me to Singapore. 617 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,000 I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore. 618 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,319 Here? 619 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,599 Yeah, yeah, good for me. 620 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,039 I don't think there's much, like... 621 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,079 - No, this is fine, isn't it? - Yeah. 622 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,999 Yeah, it's good, yeah. 623 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,360 We're a bit, like, in the middle, but... 624 00:41:45,361 --> 00:41:49,319 What, you want us to have a cosy little corner together? 625 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,319 DAVE CHUCKLES 626 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,280 Sounds serious. Uh-oh. 627 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,879 No. Lots to talk about. 628 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,519 Yeah, there is indeed. 629 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,119 Uh-oh, sounds serious. 630 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,479 THEY LAUGH 631 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,680 Yeah... 632 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,079 Oh... 633 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,760 I needed that. 634 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,919 No, it's lovely. 635 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,759 I've come here a few times during the day. 636 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,800 - I know I should be working, but... - It counts as work. 637 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,080 - It counts as work, right? - Everything counts as work. 638 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,639 I think they do, like, erm... 639 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,359 Yeah. 640 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,719 Thanks for coming out. 641 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:44,280 No. It's great to be out, really. 642 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,919 I sort of texted you, and I was like...ah! 643 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,199 I know we don't know each other very well. 644 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,559 No. No, I was pleased you asked, actually. 645 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,759 Erm... 646 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,279 The service here's terrible, even when it's empty. 647 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,680 It's mad. 648 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,039 But how are you? You all OK? 649 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,839 Uh, yeah, fine. 650 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,439 - I, uh... - I'm pregnant. 651 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,160 You ready? 652 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,239 Great timing. 653 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,200 Erm, shall I...? 654 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,399 Go ahead. 655 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,519 OK. So, the, uh, halloumi. 656 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,200 Erm... 657 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,519 Oyster mushrooms. 658 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,879 The burrata salad. 659 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,919 Dressing? 660 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,039 Uh... 661 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,439 - On the side? - Mm. 662 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,999 We'll have the dressing on the side, please. 663 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,519 Erm, chickpea kofta. 664 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,119 Lamb skewers. 665 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,879 Uh... 666 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,479 Houmous and baba ghanoush - do they come with flatbreads? 667 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,879 I'm just going to... 668 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,479 And I've...it's been a lot of interviews, 669 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,999 and stress and networking, sadly. 670 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,880 But, erm, I've managed to get a promotion. 671 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,719 Mm. Don't tell Dave that I said that. 672 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:08,039 Erm, he thinks I was headhunted. 673 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,800 But, erm, it means a move to... Singapore. 674 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,440 Great. 675 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,039 Well, yeah, but... 676 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,800 It's, like, I've got this... baby growing inside of me. 677 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,360 Which feels...amazing. 678 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,880 I'm really sorry. 679 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,840 No. 680 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:43,240 SHE BREATHES UNEVENLY 681 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,279 OK. 682 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,999 Quite simply... 683 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,039 ..Dave isn't capable of fatherhood. 684 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,199 And I'm... 685 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,479 I'm moving to Singapore without him. 686 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,519 I haven't told him yet, because... 687 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,079 ..well, he's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding. 688 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,839 And, erm... 689 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,559 But the...my question is that, 690 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,759 when it comes to it, because there is a lot of pain in him 691 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:18,839 and sensitivity, and he's rather vulnerable beneath it all. 692 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,159 You...you know him. 693 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,999 What is the... 694 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,240 ..nicest way to dump him? 695 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,680 That's why it's a lot to digest. 696 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,559 Have some more. I'm just... Greedy guts. 697 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,360 Eating for two. 698 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,360 SHE CHUCKLES 699 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,959 - Singapore? - Yeah. 700 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,679 Wow. 701 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,439 She's been headhunted. 702 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,279 - Headhunted? - Yeah. 703 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,719 Oh, wow! 704 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:04,360 - God, she's fierce, isn't she? - Mm. 705 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,999 She's too good for you. 706 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,479 THEY LAUGH 707 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,839 Oh, yeah. Obviously. 708 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,890 Who isn't? 709 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,999 Ah... 710 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,799 No, it's a...it's a big thing for her. 711 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,119 It's, uh... 712 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,520 Yeah. 713 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,040 She wants me to go with her. 714 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,200 - To...to Singapore? - Yeah. 715 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,479 Well, that's good. 716 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,720 Yeah. 717 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,279 So... 718 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,639 So, you'd move out there and...? 719 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,999 Yeah, yeah. 720 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,360 Settle down. 721 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,680 Well, it's great that she's asked you. 722 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,199 Ha. 723 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,719 What does that mean? 724 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:09,679 DAVE LAUGHS 725 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,160 Wow, that's... 726 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,599 - Of course she's asked me. - No, I... 727 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,039 You married people are hilarious. 728 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,159 You all...you just can't stand the thought of somebody else... 729 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,439 - Oh, no, no, no... - No, no, I'm joking. I'm joking. 730 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,559 It's all good, mate. 731 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,119 All good. 732 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,880 HE CHUCKLES 733 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,200 How long do you think you'll be out there? 734 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:51,359 Like, if you...if you moved out there with her this year? 735 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,599 It probably would be this year, yeah. 736 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,040 Erm... 737 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,599 Well, it would be a long term move, professionally, 738 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,559 for Amanda, so, yeah... 739 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,319 Uh... 740 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,920 Permanent? 741 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,079 But I guess you'll...you'll... 742 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,199 You'll come home, what, every few months or so? 743 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,200 What...what would I come home for? 744 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,479 Daniel? 745 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,479 Well, yeah, there's Daniel. 746 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,319 Of course there's Daniel. I'm always thinking of Daniel. 747 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,639 Ha. He'll visit, yeah. 748 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,439 He'll love it out there, yeah. 749 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,159 And my dad. 750 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,840 But, uh, there's nothing else to come home for. 751 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,960 STEPHEN HALF-CHUCKLES 752 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,759 - Well, be good to see the back of you. - Yeah. 753 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,279 Finally. 754 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,479 20 years I've been trying to get rid of you! 755 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,600 THEY LAUGH 756 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,320 GUESTS CHEER 757 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,720 - CHANTING: - Stephen! Stephen! Stephen! Stephen! 758 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,919 OK, thank you. 759 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,040 GUESTS LAUGH 760 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:32,639 Uh... 761 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,639 STEPHEN CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 762 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,439 When I first met my wife... 763 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,800 GUESTS CHEER 764 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,319 When I first met Lisa... 765 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,679 GUESTS CHEER 766 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,199 OK, OK. 767 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,439 Enough. 768 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,639 LAUGHING: Enough! 769 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,400 Erm... 770 00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:00,519 When I first met Lisa, she... she was actually incredibly rude. 771 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,519 She actually tried to push in front of me in the queue 772 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,159 at the kebab shop. 773 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,520 It...it was pizza. 774 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,079 Yeah. 775 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,240 But, erm... 776 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:15,959 I knew, uh, as soon as I spoke to her, I... 777 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,559 I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman 778 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,360 for the rest of my life. 779 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,440 Lisa... 780 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,840 ..I'm addicted to you. 781 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,400 Every minute we're not together feels like a waste of a minute. 782 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,439 I found you beautiful the first moment I saw you. 783 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,760 I've found you beautiful every moment since. 784 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,719 LISA LAUGHS 785 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,920 Erm... 786 00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:57,999 I find you beautiful first thing in the morning, 787 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,119 when your breath stinks... 788 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,559 GUESTS LAUGH 789 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,799 Wait, erm... 790 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,879 When your breath stinks and your hair's a mess. 791 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,999 I find you beautiful last thing at night, 792 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,839 when I can't sleep cos you're making me laugh, 793 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,959 and then five minutes later when your snoring kicks in. 794 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,000 GUESTS LAUGH 795 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,239 We stand here today, 796 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:27,560 and we look at our lives stretched out before us. 797 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,799 And I see us... 798 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,039 ..laughing every day, 799 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,119 and getting drunk, 800 00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,639 going on amazing holidays. 801 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,439 And I...I know there will be hard times too. 802 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,599 But whatever happens to us... 803 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:53,159 ..however hard we fall, in the most painful moments, 804 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:57,880 we made the vow today that we will be there for each other. 805 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:04,000 We will...we will love and look after each other. 806 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,519 Uh, me, the sensible problem solver. 807 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:13,719 And, you, the...the fun, mad, 808 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,079 uncontainable and unrepeatable one. 809 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,440 GUESTS LAUGH 810 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,439 Nothing could break us apart. 811 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,160 GUESTS COO 812 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,000 GUESTS CHEER 813 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,160 So, I...I'd like to propose a toast. 814 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,719 STEPHEN CHUCKLES 815 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,639 Erm... 816 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,679 To my world, 817 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,080 my life... 818 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,719 ..to my wife... 819 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,559 GUESTS CHEER 820 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,359 To Lisa. 821 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,680 - GUESTS: - To Lisa! 822 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,920 GUESTS CHEER 823 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,279 Put her down, you randy old goat! 824 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,440 Hey? 825 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,480 Get a room! 826 00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:17,239 All right, that's it, ladies and gentlemen. That's it. 827 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:20,599 Uh, the pizza van is now open. 828 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,919 And let's remember it is a free bar, so let's make this a messy one. 829 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,960 GUESTS CHEER 830 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,440 Amanda's pregnant. 831 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,000 Did you see my WhatsApps? 832 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,480 LISA EXHALES 833 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,520 KNIFE CLATTERS 834 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,000 SHE BREATHES UNEVENLY 835 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,839 Amanda's pregnant. 836 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,319 She's going to dump Dave and move to Singapore. 837 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,159 You need to tell him. 838 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,200 We'll destroy the fucking bitch! 839 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,840 STEPHEN GROANS 840 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,000 Jesus... 841 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:05,039 842 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:09,800 for this love to go 843 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:18,639 and a microphone 844 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:23,240 for this love to go 845 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,319 846 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,839 847 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,360 as me. 848 00:55:36,410 --> 00:55:40,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0